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This production is recommended for ages 18+
Performance dates
23 November 2024 - 11 January 2025
Run time: TBC
Includes interval
17 reviews
The fabulously filthy team that brought you last year's smash-hit, Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick, are back! Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! is the giant gay panto you never knew you needed. Book your official tickets now!
Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime!
Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?
This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!
Further casting to be announced.